Dukes of Hazzard Diatribe

10 FUCKING DOLLARS!!! For that piece of shite and bunch of cockteases. Are you kidding me? I'm too frustrated to speak. Don't tell you knew it was gonna suck but there's no one could know it was gonna be that bad. Johnny Knoxville needs acting lessons. Even more than Seann William Scott. Maybe they can take them from Willie Nelson. He needs money. That' it. I quit on movies in theaters.

What was up with the 5 dollars for pretzel bites with cheese. At least fill the fucking tray teenage pimple popper with black vest and pins from every bad movie to be released in the next month. Ahhhh! Damn it!