Guts Sighting - Phillies Game

I went to a Phillies game to see my beloved Padres be trounced and Guts reappeared. He's like Waldo... Who is this Guts character? He kind of scares me, but not as much as people from Phillies. And how can a man who likes the Phillies like the Atlanta Falcons, rival of Philly's prized team, the Eagles? This man is an anomaly.

That's a really expensive ad.

The Padres have lost 7 straight. I am beside myself. I can't work or even eat Ranch Sunflower Seeds, the world's greatest snack food. How can you lose 7 straight to the Mets and the Phillies. Please Padres. Take this day off and end this slide, or I will die. Thanks