14 Things You Can Learn From Seeing The Island

1. Ewan Mcgregor needs a long term Sci-fi film break after 3 bad Star Wars and this hunk of junk. Trash batting Average = .1000
2. To do a proper action movie, you need a mumble jumble African soundtrack.
3. Director Michael Bay loves toys and sunlight.
4. Scarlett is hotter than I thought, if only there was a proper nude scene. Screw PG-13. Those lips, uhhhhhhhh.
5. If two characters are running for their lives all they can say is "Run" and "C'mon" in their tight white suits.
6. Steve Buscemi always has an awesome death.
7. Blow everything up.
8. If Scarlett is running for half your movie, there needs to be more boob close up/slo-mo shots.
9. Sunlight is the key to all elements of drama
10. No shot can exceed 8 seconds, unless it is the 360 spinny shot.
11. Scarlett and Ewan Gamma Delta whatever-their-names are invincible and can not be hit by hots as long as they are running.
12. Even in the future, Steve Buscemi can never have a clone or be rich.
13. No one can pack more ads into a two hour movie than Bay.
14. Run... C'mon.

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